This is why we can't have nice things (aka. drunk texting)

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A/N: IMMA RATE THIS R TO BE ON THE SAFER SIDE WARNING NOW FOR THE EXTREME PROFANITY AND EXCESS USE OF THE F-WORD.  

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit invited Gay_Alienπ = 3.14159265359, Panda_Bear, and Gadget_Lady to hello naughty children its murder time

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Surprise, motherfucker 😱

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Some fries, motherfucker 🍟

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Five guys, motherfucker 👨🧑👦🧒👴

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: First prize, motherfucker 🏆

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Disguise, motherfucker 🧛‍♂️

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Wrong size, motherfucker 👟👟

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Apple pies, motherfucker  🥧

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: He lies, motherfucker 🤪

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Penny-wise, motherfucker 🤡

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Sunrise, motherfucker  🌅

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: High five, motherfucker 🙏

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Pint-size, motherfucker 🍺

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: Gay pride, motherfucker  ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Gay_Alien: Holy shit wjy?

Gay_Alien: *why

Panda_Bear: lmao "wjy"

Gadget_Lady: WJY

Gadget_Lady: wJy

Gadget_Lady: WjY

Gadget_Lady: wJY

Gadget_Lady: Wjy

Gay_Alien: stfu autocorrect can die

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: SHUT YO FUCKIN FACE YOU MUTHA FUCKAAA

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: YOU A COCK-SUCKIN FAT MUTHA FUCKAA  

π = 3.14159265359: what are you singing and can you please stop

π = 3.14159265359: why am I even here? 

Gadget_Lady: You're the impulse control and filter

π = 3.14159265359: why me?

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit sent a video

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: watch the video

Gay_Alien: don't watch the fucking video

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit:  WaTcH teH ViDeO

Gadget_Lady: .....I watched the video and now I'm scarred

π = 3.14159265359: same 

Gadget_Lady: thanks Todd

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit:  just doing my job

Gay_Alien: fuck

Gay_Alien: fuck  

Gay_Alien: fuck    

Gay_Alien: fuck    

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