Bodyguard: Calum put your pants back on!
Bodyguard: No, Ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone.
Bodyguard: Michael, stop swearing, you'll provoke someone.
Bodyguard: Calum, put your pants back on! You will literally get arrested if you don't, Jesus!
Bodyguard: This is not a legitimate place to get tattoos!
Bodyguard: NO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE, IT'S NOT PUNK ROCK!
Bodyguard: You know what's punk rock?
Bodyguard: BEHAVING YOURSELF!! THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK!
Bodyguard: Stop! Talking! To! Strangers! Ashton!
Bodyguard: Where the FUCK is Luke?!
Bodyguard: Michael, did you fucking sell Luke for a PS4?!
Bodyguard: I can't believe you fucking sold Luke for a PS4!!
Bodyguard: Calum, you will LITERALLY get deported for having your ass out in this country!!
Bodyguard: Ashton, I am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car.
Bodyguard: Did he just-
Bodyguard: He fucking rolled down the window, Jesus Christ!
Bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE MICHAEL SCISSORS AGAIN?!?
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