luke: dad, marc and me wanna tell you something.
mike: okay, talk, boys.
marc: well, mike, the thing is that your son and me...we're dating.
mike: wait, wait, wait, are you telling me that you both are gays?
luke: yeah, dad.
mike: *stand up* lucas, get out of my house. now.
luke: but da-
mike: NOW, LUCAS, NOW!
luke: well, come on, marc. my dad is such a fucking asshole.
