BUGHEAD BABIIIEEEZZ

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Hey so sorry i havent been posting lmaooo ok anyway if people still remember this exists then enjoy I guess??

Betty: so you guys remember my dad....

Hal: Hello children of my enemies

Betty: DAD!

Penelope: it's okay Betty, it's not like anything really happened to Cheryl.

CherylBombshell: OMG mum you said that when nick st Claire tried to rape me!!!! Why do you flipping hate me???

Hermione: oof

GayKev: OMG yas Hermione

Sherriff Keller: what's going on

GayKev: hey dad!

Sherriff Keller: oh hey my gay son.

Archibaldddd: hahaha bc he is gay.

Alice: heyyyyyy guuyyyssssssssssss

FP: sos I repeat sos I'm stranded with a drunk alice and a drunk penelope and stuff is gonna go down

GayKev: move bitchaz I'm getting to that fighttttt

Veronica: daddy you and Fred got into a fight right?

Hiram: yeah but we passed that now

Fred: yeah. Also FP are we still on for our date tonight:

FP: shhhhhh they don't know

Fred: who?

FP: the readerssss. They don't know we are i thing in what they call, "Season 3 Episode 7"

Fred: psh date

Fred: not a romantic date

Fred: a date discussion where we discuss what dates things will happen on

FP: yeah!...

Hiram: suuuuuure

Penelope: I love how Hiram ruins their "smooth recovery"

Hermione: BIATCH BACK OFF

Veronica: MOM CALM DOWN! Remember why we don't fight penelope!???

Hermione: Yes because you....you are friends with Cheryl!!

Veronica: yes. Friends. Not enemies, not lovers, friends. Leave it to Anne Marie to tell ya.

CherylBombshell: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Betty: Cuz it wasn't that funny

CherylBombshell: NO NO I FOUND A HUGE BALD SPOT IN MY MUMS HAIR AND I GRABBED A NAPKIN AND STAARTED RUBBING IT AND I SANG SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Penelope: you realise you are grounded

CherylBombshell: WORTH IT

ChaCha: NOO my cheryyyyyy

Penelope: your WAT

ChaCha: I..uh...dropped my cherry on the floor.....heh

Alice: 🙄

GayKev: heyyyy bughead has been quiet for a while so r u thinking what I'm thinking...?

Veronica: I know what your thinking 🙄🙄🙄

GayKev: ..........BUGHEAD BABIEEEZZZZZ

Josie: not again

CherylBombshell: oh hey Josie aka the girl I sent creepy drawings to

Josie: uhhh hai?

Josie: I was singing before and my phone was BLOWING UP AND I COULDNT PRACTICE WILL YALL GO TO SLEEP

Sierra: A) YES thank you baby B) not tom he is amazing rn and C) YOUNG LADY YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP THERE ARE DEATH THREATS AGAINST YOU THAT IM RECIEVING SO GO TO SLEEP

Josie: tf...? Anyway mum how does that have anything to do with sleeping? You know what. Fuck it. Night guys.

CherylBombshell: Bye Biatchazzz

Sorry for all the swearing

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