Jokes that are seriously stupid
-Axima (Yes....that's my name....I've decided to sign my name from now on)
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1) Knock knock
who's there
I dont know
2) Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who ?
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
Knock knock
who's f***ing there
orange
orange flipping who
knock knock
Don't say orange
banana
banana WHO
bet your glad I didn't say orange !!!
I'm gonna kill you and your orange
....oops
3) What's worse that finding a catapiller in your soup ?
Finding half a catapiller
4) A music teacher takes her class to an orchestra concert. Afterwards, she provided chocolate and crisps for everyone. On the way back home, she asks Sally "Did you have fun ?". Sally replied "Oh yes Miss. I enjoyed everything. Except the music"
5)Why didn't the fish share his toys ?
Because he was a shellfish (selfish) fish
6) What's red and bad for your teeth ?
A brick
7) What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
They all can !! House can't jump !!!
8)For Halloween, you should go as the person you 'claim' to be on Facebook
9)*When I die*
Friends will go to the funeral
Good friends will cry
Best friends will change your Facebook status to 'Chillin' with Jesus'
10) I watch Catfish:The TV show and then I realize "Who the f*** am I talking to ???"
Ahahaha so stupid but still crack me up.
Comment your best beloooow :)
-Axima x
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