Not too long ago I asked y'all what your headcanons for the Ew boys- here's mine:
Tom: He has the Big Gay™️. I feel like he just radiates dysfunctional gay energy. Probably a bottom in denial.Edd: This is a weird one. I see him as a hetero-romantic asexual. I still ship him with Matt and Eduardo but outside of fanfiction? Ace boy.
Matt: Pan. I mean, this headcanon is SO popular it might as well be canon at this point. I feel as though he doesn't care what parts you have, as long as you love him just as much as he loves himself.
Tord: A technical bisexual- he clearly loves women, but there's something about Tom that he just can't seem to get over. I guess this makes him Tomsexual™️.
No shade on anyone's headcanons or ships- keep it clean guys, there's nothing more sad than arguing about shit that doesn't matter.