Thank you Merv Griffin! XD
Down at an English fair, one evening when I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath a flare
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
there they are all standing in a row,
big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist!"
That's what the showman said!
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
every ball you throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of my life singing
'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'
Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'
Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'
Rolly bowly ball, rolly bowly ball
Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'"
I've got a lovely bunch of a coconuts
"They're lovely"
There they are standing in a row
"One, two, three four!"
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
"And bigger!"
Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist. That's what the showman said!
"Now that I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
'la da da da da'
"Every ball you throw will make me rich!"
'Have a banana'
"There stands me wife, the idol of my life singing rowly bowly ball, a penny a pitch!"
"All together now!"
Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'
"Harmony"
Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'
"Rolly bowly ball"
'Rolly bowly ball'
Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'
Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch'
Oh yeah, one last note: I copied the lyrics from a YouTube video with only voice. And this is a fairly fast song so that was really annoying!
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Funny songs
HumorThese are some funny songs I made up. They have no real meaning or anything, I just made them while I was bored. Tell me what you think :D Comment if you have an idea for a song!