I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

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  • Dedicated to Alex Sim
                                    

Thank you Merv Griffin! XD

Down at an English fair, one evening when I was there

When I heard a showman shouting underneath a flare

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,

there they are all standing in a row,

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist!"

That's what the showman said!

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,

every ball you throw will make me rich.

There stands me wife, the idol of my life singing

'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'

Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'

Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'

Rolly bowly ball, rolly bowly ball

Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'"

I've got a lovely bunch of a coconuts

"They're lovely"

There they are standing in a row

"One, two, three four!"

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

"And bigger!"

Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist. That's what the showman said!

"Now that I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

'la da da da da'

"Every ball you throw will make me rich!"

'Have a banana'

"There stands me wife, the idol of my life singing rowly bowly ball, a penny a pitch!"

"All together now!"

Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'

"Harmony"

Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'

"Rolly bowly ball"

'Rolly bowly ball'

Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch'

Singing 'Rolly bowly ball a penny a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch'

Oh yeah, one last note: I copied the lyrics from a YouTube video with only voice. And this is a fairly fast song so that was really annoying!

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