Payback Sucks, So Do You!

Chapter Twenty-Eight: KAAARROOKKEEEEEEE!!!

"I love karaoke. I am one of those people who says, No, no, I can't, I couldn't possibly, no I wont. All right, give me the mic! And then I'm elbowing other people out of the way to get to the stage."

-Danielle Radcliffe

Payback Sucks, So Do You!

Chapter Twenty-Seven: KAAARROOKKEEEEEEE!!!

I was laying on my bed with Kody and Tristen and we were trying to figure out what to do about the next event in an hour.

"What song do we do? and who's singing it?" Kody asked.

"I only know Disney and Nick songs." Tristen replied.

"I know, that's why we like you." I reminded. "I was eavesdropping on the Wizards earlier and overheard them decide that Layla is singing "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne. Which doesn't surprise me."

"What about a love song?" Kody offered.

I gave him a look, "So your singing then?"

He seemed really offended by this, "I am not singing a girly love song."

"You suggested it." I reminded him.

"For you!"

"Ew, no. If I'm singing it's gotta be a kick ass song." I said. Hmm...think awesome. I could do "This is Why I'm Hot" but Beck is such a meany he probably wouldn't like that.

"Why don't we all sing?" Tristen suggested and we all agreed.

Hmm...I glanced down at my shirt and smiled as England's wonderful animated face stared back at me.

Then suddenly a light bulb went off.

"I have an idea!"

"Okay!" My uncle said, "Next up is The Daring Dinosaurs!" A round of applause was heard. Nobody would expect this song because nobody thought I could rap...well I can't. But Tristen kind of can. Which is surprising.

Tristen stood up and grabbed the mic, "First things first, I'm the cutest."

Kody and I harmonized, "Cutest!"

"Drop this and let the whole world feel it!" He sung. He was so cute.

"Let 'em feel it!"

Then Kody started, "And I'm still in the Murda Bizness. I can hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics."

"Ew." Me and Tristen said.

"You should want a bad bitch like this." I sung pointing to me.

"Ha!" Tristen sung sticking his tongue out at me.

"Drop it low and pick it up just like this." I sung.

"Yeah!" They sung. And Beck growled but that's not the point.

"Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris." Tristen sung, not evening knowing what he was singing which made it cuter.

"High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist." I sung.

"On my wrist." Tristen sung.

"Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that." Kody sung.

"Never!" I said. "Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back!"

"What?" Tristen asked and me Kody shrugged.

"Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?" Kody sung.

"Champagne spillin', you should taste that!" Tristen sung.

"I'm so fancy." I sung. "You already know!" I pointed to Beck.