GIRAFFE

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GoldenDarkness_ : Hey Jeff what's Ben like when he's high? And Ben what's it I I'll keep being high

Me: WOAH WOAH WOAH. YOU DO NOT WANNA GO THERE.

Jeff: ITS WORST THAN A GIRAFFES FARTS!!! DX

Ben: Really am I that bad!?

Me: YESS.

Ben: ....what did I do...?

Flashback A week ago C:

Me: * eating doritos * OM NOM NOMNOMNOM~

Ben: * walks in all wobbly * HEY BABE! HOW ARE UUUU?

Me: GOOD :D

Ben: I WANT TO THRUST IN A GIRAFFE >:D

Jeff: Sup Peeps I killed 58 people tonight OH YEA!! :D

Ben: HAI JEFFERY!!!! I LOVE YOUR EYES THAT SPARKLE LIKE TUNA  :D

Jeff: .........

Me: BEN......

Ben: WHAT IS IT VAJAYJAY?

Me: JEFF IS A GIRAFFE.

Ben: OMG I SEE IT NOW THE LIGHT!!!!! ITS OPEN!!!

Jeff: I'm just gunna go..

Ben: BABY COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK TO MEEEEEEEE~ * tackles Jeff *

Jeff: AAHHHH JAYJAY HAAALLLPPPP THE DEMON IS RAPING MEEEE!!!! DX

Me: ...... HAVE FUNNN!!! :D

Flashforward CX

Ben: That explains so much...!!

Jeff: Yeah! IM NOT A GIRAFFE!

Me: OR ARE YOU...

Ben: .....HAPPY PIE!!!

* camera goes static *

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