Baldi's Basics In Education and Spoofs

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Baldi: Making my way down town, walking fast-
Baldi Fangirl: Baldi!
Baldi: Walking Faster.

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Principal: *To Gotta Sweep and Filename2* You two are the modern day Romeo and Juliet.
Gotta Sweep: Aww, is it because we're meant to be?
Principal: No, it's because you're both idiots.

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Baldi: I had recently lost my dear, best friend....
Gotta Sweep: *walking past with Doritos* QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD!
Baldi: *Nostalgic sigh* Sometimes, I still hear his voice...

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Filename2 *Taking Off his clothes*
Gotta Sweep: What Are you doing?!
Filename2: You-
Gotta Sweep:....
Gotta Sweep: OkayThatsfineIguess

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Principal: There are eight wonders of the world.
Baldi: No, there's only seven.
Principal: No, there's eight. Have you seen my ass in these jeans?

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Filename2: I never know what to say in funerals...
Principal: Tell them 'Sorry for your loss' and move on.
Filename2: *To Gotta Sweep at a funeral* I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

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Principal: *To Playtime* Nothing in life is free.
Baldi: Life is free.
Gotta Sweep: Adventure is free.
Arts and Crafters: Emotions are free.
The Bully: Running fast enough is free.