#117

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#117

DO NOT GET A CRUSH. EVER.

THEY CALL IT A CRUSH CAUSE IT CRUSHES UR SOUL AND EVERYTHING U STAND FOR.

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Dude, I'm gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how big my affection is.

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2014 is half over and

• I lost no weight

• didn’t learn anything

• haven’t made an effort to save money

• still ugly

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Yes mom, I know my room is a mess.

It's a metaphor for my life, I'm trying to be poetic.

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