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today 7.41 pm

unknown
i'm sorry :(

kenzie
who tf are you?

unknown
how dare you
this is your mother you are speaking to mac and cheese!

kenzie
mother? excuse my profanity but nothing good ever comes out unknown numbers

unknown
what ever do you mean darling

kenzie
well this boy who goes by the name of johnny orlando drunk texted me once and i really really like him but i found out he's been seeing this other girl i don't know anymore silly me believed him but it was a mistake, a drunk mistake we weren't supposed to meet and i shouldn't have fell for him

unknown
i'm sorry baby

kenzie
wait why did you text me saying you were sorry before

unknown
oh uh
i was saying sorry for forgetting to do the laundry yesterday

kenzie
but i do my own laundry?

unknown
oh um..

kenzie
spit it out who tf are you

unknown
i am your mother of course!
and watch your profanity sweetheart

kenzie
uh huh complete bs what's your name then mother?

unknown
marssia
melissa!
smh autocorrect caught me there

kenzie
mhm for one my mum's name
is definitely not marissa and it couldn't have possibly been autocorrect and two she doesn't use acronyms

sOo who are poser

unknown
oh alright you caught me princess

kenzie
orlando why are you texting me you lying scumbag

unknown
to apologise?

kenzie
save it you poor excuse of a human being

unknown
calm down and stop with the insults princess

kenzie
i am NOT your princess! and i will not calm down you told me you loved and then you we're caught getting cosy with avery grace of all people!

unknown
would it have been better it was some random girl princess

kenzie
ugh i told you i'm not your princess whorelando

unknown
yeah yeah whatever mac and cheese

kenzie
stop it orlando!
what do you even want?

unknown
your forgiveness of course what else

kenzie
you won't be getting that very soon... or ever

unknown
if i recall correctly you said "i really really like him" like as in present not past 😏

kenzie
ugh whatever john
and why are you texting me from an unknown number?

unknown
quite the curious one aren't we mack but if you must know you blocked me on everything so i'm using a friend's phone

kenzie
oh right i forgot about blocking you
does your friend happen to be cute?

unknown
i-

kenzie
i'm joking jskdksk
but i'm still mad :)

unknown
what does it take for me to gain your trust back?

kenzie
idk that's for you to figure out but i won't be forgiving you any time soon

unknown
well i'm prepared to wait to earn your forgiveness and trust back

kenzie
sure you aren't gonna go running back to aVErY1?2?3?

unknown
if you give me time then i'll explain why i was with avery

kenzie
lucky for you i have a lot of my time on my hands these days

unknown
great because its a long story but would you please unblock my number so we could text from there?

kenzie
oh fine you better not waste my time

unknown
well hurry and unblock me so i can tell you this ridiculous story about how the hoe blackmailed me

kenzie
sThAP rUsHInG mE wh0ReLaNd0 😫

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hi hi hi hi i can't believe that's the end it's oVEr. just to clarify, no she didn't take him back she's giving him a chance to explain to make room for possibly a sequel.. no promises

i know i said i'll get her drunk but this ending like i said i allows room for a sequel if i do end up writing that sequel then you best believe i'll make kenzo drunk.

ANYWAY as of now the introduction of my new book one last time is out though i won't be publishing until september

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