I AM JESUS

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Me: hello everyone and welcome back

Jiro: and today we have 3 dares and 1 ask and 2 people joining

Jiro:wait where is Layla

Me: Layla's fine, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I just thought of something funny she's right there *points at the fridge*

Layla: hi

Taro: so, where are the new people

Me:Actually I don't know, where those butts

?????: IT IS I, A BUTT *walks through the wall*

??????: HEY, here's a crazy idea, maybe you can use the door *opens door*

Kokona: wow really, that many dares and asks and new people *looks at list*

YanChan: I know right... to many

????: hello Camera face

?????: EEEYYY

Jiro: how ya doing

UniChan: igou Igou igou igou(and most of those people already know Jiro)

Osana: more people ugh its gonna get overcrowded

Taro: How did you walk through the wall

?????: I AM JESUS

Me: BOW DOWN TO HI- hmm
him...her?

?????: either one is fine

Me: ok*ahem* BOW DOWN TO IT

?????: HEY

Osana: so are you gonna say your names or do you not have one

?????: oh you can call me X

          (Who's that pokemon)
              (ITS X)

????: and I'm Tessa

            (Who's that pokemon)
         (IT'S TESSA)

Tessa and X: and we both have dares

Tessa: and I have an Ask

Me:hold on, someone else is here, EEYY GET IN HERE

Layla:WHA- oh hi guys!!!

Tessa and X: HAY

Me: ok first dare, JIRO

Jiro: yep that's me

Me: this one is from X (thank you Xtxcgcgc for the dare)

X: AND YOU HAVE TO FLIP A TABLE

Layla: I wish I can stay and see that but I gotta go *whispers to Heart* host MY Ask or Dare Book

Me: ok *whispers* pick a good dare hehehe

Layla: ok BYE GUYS

Everyone: BYE

Jiro: ok anyways we need a table though

Me: ok *snaps fingers and a table appears*

Jiro: great, you have author powers

YanChan: just flip it already

Jiro: ok *flips table and hits the wall*

Everyone: o_o

Jiro: what •∆•

Tessa: my dares next

Me: ok- what where is my book

X: it says

Me: wait wh-

X: hohohoho pppffftt

YanChan:what

X: Heart, you have to give Cory a kiss on the cheek

Taro's mind:again, why do they call my brother Cory

Me: what!!??! TESSA WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEH

Tessa: do it

Me: fine *stands on couch and kisses Jiro's cheek*

Me:ok done

Me:*BLEH*

Jiro: *wipes cheek with sleeve*

Osana's mind: she's lucky she is young

Tessa: Kokona can you read the last dare

Kokona: ok,*ahem* Osana, you have you slap everybody

YanChan: Tessa, just...why

Tessa: why not

UniChan:Igou Igou Igou (and when you mean by everyone you mean...)

Tessa:Except us

Tessa points to Heart, X,and herself.

Tessa: I mean she can't slap children.

Osana: fine *slaps Kokona, YanChan*

YanChan: ow *rubs cheek*

Osana:*slaps UniChan and Taro not to hard*

UniChan: igou (ow)

Osana:*slaps Jiro softly*

Jiro: uuuhh, ow?

Osana: sorry everyone, i guess

Jiro: are we done Heart, Tessa, X

X: yes we are Cory

Taro: ok that's it, why do you keep calling my brother Cory

X:*Whispers to Heart and Tessa with out breaking eye contact with Taro* does he not know yet

Tessa:*shrugs*

Me:* Whisper* no

Jiro: Ummm she uuuhh

Me: NOPE *grabs Tessa's and X's hands and runs off*

Tessa and X:GAAAAaaaahhhh

Taro: well

Osana: im gonna have to agree with Taro, why do they call you Cory?

YanChan and Kokona: Yeah

UniChan: igou (yeah, why)

Jiro: uuummm OH LOOK AT THE TIME I GOTTA GO TO WORK OK,BYYYyyyeeee *runs out of the house*

          (In a different room)

Me:*shifts camera* ok we are in the closet, hiding from everyone so they don't swarm us with questions

Tessa: anyway dont forget to put in Dares-

X: -and Asks in the comment section-

Me:-down bellow and don't forget to like it *room door creek open*

(Last sentences overlap eachother)

Me: oh my, they're here

X: oh they're going to find us

Tessa: X, calm down we are going to make it

X: we're going to get caugh-

Tessa: calm down, calm down, calm do-

Me: they're coming over here, cut the cam-


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