Anastasia-whop whop!!!
Marco-*giggles* Anne
Anastasia-it's time to celebrate wit da bay bay
(Anastasia is drunk she had a hell of a time last night with a lady friend 😏😏😏)
Marco-Anne stop your to loud toms gonna find out
Anastasia-fiiiinnnnd out?
Marco-yeah
Anastasia-about wat?
Marco-really Anne you forgot what we are doing
Anastasia-wat?
Marco-*sigh* dipper and bill went to get some decorations and some wine more beer and we are gonna celebrate me being pregnant
Anastasia-oooh...HEY LITTLE BABY *pointing at Marco belly* GET READY TO DRINK SOME BEER WITH YOUR MAM MAY
Marco-*giggles* Anne I'm not drinking
Anastasia-why not *pouty face*
Marco-because I'm pregnant
Anastasia-ohhh let da bay bay have a drink
Marco-she will be drinking some apple juice okay Anne?
Anastasia-ooookay
Bill&dipper-*knocking on door*
Anastasia-coming *opens door* wassasaap
Bill-*stares into Anastasia's soul* what the fuck *pushes her and makes way to to marco* hey here's some stuff now wait outside and let up decorate
Marco-okay *walks out room*
Dipper-*making out with Anastasia* mmmhh~
Anastasia-*stops kissing Marco* oh la la
Bill-*slaps Anastasia and takes dipper*
Anastasia-owie
Dipper-*mouthing call me*
Anastasia-*winks at dipper*
Bill-so your bi now???
Dipper-come on bill we're just playing around *giggles*
Bill-whatever
Marco-*sits on toms lap*
Tom-hey babe *kisses Marcos cheek*
Marco-hey am I heavy
Tom-oh please your bump isn't even there yet I can take you any time
Marco-okay *giggles* but it's there
Tom-so whats up
Marco-nothing but the sky and some clouds
Tom-very funny
Marco-*giggles*
Tom-what is with you you've been giggling and smiling all day
Marco-*smiling hard and shrugs*
Tom-mmmm..??? I love you baby
Marco-love you too
Dipper-*taking a break with bill and sits on his lap* hey daddy
Bill-*looks up at dipper and smirks* hows it hanging baby boy
Dipper-*giggles and kisses bills lips* mmmh taste like bananas
Bill-mmh chapstick...so babe wanna wear that cute outfit I bought you
Dipper-yes daddy it's gonna be really cute on me
Bill-damn right it will shit I didn't spent 1,000 dollars for nothing
Dipper-*nods head* lets finish decorating
Marco&tom-*fast asleep*
The next day
Marco&bill&dipper-(with some other friends) *taking cheers to marco* yay
Kevin-so is this the baby shower???
Marco-no this is just the beginning
Kevin-cheers to that *everyone laughs*
Dipper-*is wearing sexy outfit*
Edd-*is staring at dipper*
Dipper-???what it's a party gotta look sexy
Everyone-*laughs*
Edd-so how many months are you
Marco-ummm??? I don't keep track
Edd-what type of dad
Dipper-I got you marco your 8 months
Bill-*smiles* he's not 8 months he's 7 months
Dipper-oh...yay *is drunk*
Anastasia-*kissing a girl in her room making lots of loud noise*
Kevin-we'll she's having fun
Bill-got that right *sips wine*
Marco-so marshal bubba hows it been
Gumball-well...it's been rocky with little Leo around
Marshal-I haven't had sex I'm so long I deserve a round of applause
Everyone but marshal and bubba claps*
Marshal-thank you thank you
Gumball-hope you don't expect sex soon
Marshal-*stares gumball down*
Gumball-*giggles*
Tom-babe! Come on let's go to bed
Marco-we'll it was great guys I loved seeing you bye
*every one heads home*
Bill-come on dipper
Dipper-yes sir daddy
YOU ARE READING
Ask or dare tomco and billdip
FanfictionIt's all in the title ⚠️ warning ⚠️ you have Been warned there are swap couples in this book you have been warned I repeat you have been warned (about 5 of the chapters are based off my life also Marco identifies as a man and a woman in this book)
