[Italy] Veh~! Lookie what I found here fratello of mine! It’s the same in every town! People with empty tummies empty mouths and not a bit of pasta to be found! I really hope they’re aware that there is really no need for this silly despair.
[Romano] That the key to that they need to this stupidly sad pasta shortage you and I must share
Crowd: [excited chattering]
[Romano and Italy] Well you’ve got opportunity in this large democracy.
[Romano] He's Italia
[Italy] That’s Roma
[Italy and Romano] We're the world famous Italia brothers traveling sales nations nonpareil
Canada: Non-pa what?
[Italy] non-pa what is just what I said I still don’t know! But no nation else in this whole world can get you where you need to be! And that's a new country, with tons of pasta! Fresh made for delicious eating!
[Flam] More pasta than you could imagine has ever been in making
Prussia: I doubt that.
[Italy and Romano] Well you’ve got opportunity
[Italy, Romano, and Crowd] In this large democracy
[Romano] He's Italia
[Italy] That’s Roma
[Italy and Romano] We're the world famous Italia brothers! Traveling sales nations nonpareil~!
[Italy] I suppose by now you're wondering of our peculiar mode of transport
[Romano] I say, our mode of locomotion
[Italy] And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is all of this pasta?
[Romano] Any man can make the claim and any woman can do the same!
[Italu] But my fratello and I have something most delicious and superb Unseen at any time in much larger place.
[Italy and Romano] And that's opportunity
[Italy] We are the one and only, the biggest and the best
[Romano] The unbelievable
[Italy] Unforseeable
[Romano] Unexpensable
[Italy] I can't believe-able
[Italy and Romano] The Italia brother super speedy pasta maker 9000
Italy: What about it, ladies?
[Crowd] we’ve got opportunity In this large democracy. Please both of you, help us out of this mess With the Italia brother’s super speedy pasta maker 9000
Italy: America, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my fratello and I borrow some of your finest, and might I add freshest of your oil and flour?
America: Uh, sure dude, I guess.
[Crowd] Opportunity, in our democracy
[Romano] Ready Ita?
[Italy] Ready Roma
[Italy and Romano] Let's start it up!
Italy: And show these hungry people a nation of delicious pasta!!!
[Crowd] Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta... [continues until France interrupts]
Italy: Watch closely my friends!
Romano: The quest begins!
Italy: Now, here's where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling pasta noodle press boiling guts of the very machine, that flour and oil are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-socks-off one-of-a-kind pasta!!!
Romano: Feel free to take a quick peek!
[France] Now wait, you idiots, hold it! You’ve already over-sold it! I guarantee that what you have there won't compare!! For my escargot is enough satisfy even the pickiest of people! And that is that now go back from where fair!
[Italy] Well Nii-san, I'm glad you brought that up, Nii-san, I say I'm glad you brought that up. You see that we are very picky when it comes to pasta if you’d gladly try a plate.
[Romano] Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine, it's just the very best! So what do you say then, people? Care to step into the best of worlds And put Italia brother’s super speedy pasta maker 9000 to the test?
[Crowd] Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta,... [continues until Italy and Romano begin singing]
Italy: What do you think, ladies? Do you see what this nation can’t? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does she! Come on America, you know what I'm talking about!
[Italy and romano] We're saying you've got
[Italy, Romano, and Crowd] Opportunity In this large democracy! He's Italia, that’s Roma! We're the world famous Italia brothers Traveling sales nations nonpareil
[Italy and Romano] Yeah!
