Mental Lorraine

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  • Dedicated to Mental Lorraine
                                    

there once was a rowdy cowgirl from way down deep south

even though she was tiny in stature .. she had an extra large mouth

I was minding my own business, doing my job .. ignoring her

found out she's mental when she pulled a gun and knife on me .. brrr

I asked her why she'd do such a thing .. said she wanted me to be Ralph

Copyright @ July 2014

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