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smol:

guess who's not single anymore!!!

tol:

what?! oh my god!!!

smol:

I know!! he was so cute. he said ducking instead of fucking at one point

tol:

he never misspells things.

smol:

I know!!!

tol:

that's great!! I'm so happy for you!!

smol:

you know what this means?

tol:

double dates?

smol:

double dates!!! You know how much I love the idea of going on road trips and stuff with our significant others and I don't have to just imagine that anymore because I HAVE A BOYFRIEND and we can do it!!!!

tol:

!!! I'm so happy for you!

smol:

I'm happy for me!!

tol:

how the hell did we get this lucky?

smol:

I truly have no idea but I am not complaining

tol:

me either

//.//

Fuckface:

I have a boyfriend

Fuckface:

Gun is my boyfriend

Shithead:

holy crap

Fuckface:

I have never been happier?? what the hell is this??

Shithead:

It's called affection buddy

Fuckface:

I don't know how to feel

Fuckface:

like obviously I feel happy but I also feel like this is a dream

Shithead:

if you have the same amount of affection that I do for Newwie, that never ever goes away

Fuckface:

I don't hate it?

Shithead:

well that's good

Shithead:

you deserve to be happy, dude

Fuckface:

I'm scared too though

Shithead:

I think that's normal. You've had a pretty bad track record with shitty people, so it's okay to be scared. especially because Gun isn't a celebrity. dating someone 'normal' while you act for a living can come with bad consequences. but if it makes you happy, then go for it. I've only seen you smile around Gun. I've never seen you genuinely so comfortable around a person you haven't know for that long. I think... that Gun is perfect for you

Shithead:

If it makes you feel any better, I'm terrified. I'm scared I'll lose fans, I'm scared he'll get hate, I'm scared management won't agree but I'm one hundred percent more terrified of  a life without Newwie

Shithead:

I guess what I am getting at here is... do you think Gun is worth the risk? Would you sacrifice your happiness for his?

Fuckface:

in a heartbeat

Shithead:

then bro, I don't think you have anything to be scared about, regarding Gun. we both know he would do the same for you

Fuckface:

thanks Tay

Shithead:

of course dude. we may fight a lot and I may tease the shit out of you, but you're still my best friend and I care for you

Fuckface:

you sure are sounding like one of those bro memes

Shithead:

bro, I love you

Fuckface:

how much, bro?

Shithead:

I would cross all the broceans for you, bro

Fuckface:

bro

Shithead:

I both love and hate that we did that

Fuckface:

glad I'm not the only one

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