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Cussing and Awesome Comebacks!

CUSSINGXD and AWESOME COMEBACKS!!!!
My Replacements for Cussing Words, etc.:
•    Awesometasticalicious: is the state of being fuckin-super-duper-awesome.
•    Brony: a guy who is a fan of my little pony
•    Pornicorn: is a porn unicorn, that loves porn and to eat glittery spandex and skittles
•    Sexay or Schmexie: an awesome way to say and spell sexy
•    Dinostache: is a dinosaur's mustache
•    LMFSO: Laugh my fuckin shirt off; I find it impossible to laugh ones ass off; so I laugh me shirt off
•    Farta: is a dangerous Sparta fart
•    Motherfather/motherfiretrucker/ motherfudger: is a word to replace mother fucker
•    Firetruck: replaces the word fuck because it starts with 'f' and it ends in 'ck' listen to SMOCK bitches. They taught me this.
•    Jell-O: 1. replaces god's name 2. Jealous 3. Fat on the body 4. a way to say hello
•    Adventure time: the time for the show called adventure time to come on
•    Fugly: fuckin ugly
•    FML: fuck my life
•    DK: don't know or it can also be a face that means, I need to squeeze out some jizz!
•    Zzzz: sleeping
•    LOL: Laugh out loud
•    MOL: Moan out Loud
•    Tap: to fuck
•    Hillo: saying hi and hello together>>> HI+(HELLO – H) = HILLO
•    Pedo:D : yes the smiley face goes with it. Haha it basically means pedophile smile




Awesome Comebacks
•    "Yo mamma"
•    "That's what s/he said"
•    "That's not what s/he said when I visited last night."
•    When somebody says, "You suck!!!!" say, "And you fuckin swallow!!"
•    When somebody says, "I wasn't talking to you." in a bitchy tone say, "But you just talked to me now."
•    "You can just take_______ and shove it up where the sun don't shine"
•    “I eat bitches, like you, for breakfast. For the record, you taste like shit.”
•    "Screw you!!!!"
•    When some bitch says they saw you say. "stop stalking me you molester."
•    When someone says that u fucked them up say, “I know and you liked it."
•    When a teacher cusses, say, "Hey stop shitting in my classroom."
•    When someone talks about God tell them to prove it.
•    When someone calls you a bad name say, "I already know that's what you are, but what am I?"
•    Say a Yo mamma or Yo papa joke.
•    When someone is speaking crap to your face just say, "what?" repeatedly
•    "I’ll fuck your life up."
•    When someone says they love you say, “I love you more than I can describe." "I love you more!!"
•    “oh yeah bitch, bring it."
•    "Suck my fuckin dick."
•    "That’s not what you said last night in my bed."
•    "Chinga tu madre (fuck your mom; in Spanish)
•    Instead of starting or continuing a fight state that they aren't worth the effort.
•    If they are acting all crabby tell them, "Are you on your rag/dot/period?" basically ask them if they are being all crabby due to their period. It's funnier if you do it on guys.
•    If they are acting bitchy and are not really paying attention to you say, "God, take your fuckin' head out of your ass crack for at least a minute!"

Use these on your friends, its fuckin’ hilarious. I would be happy to know that the words I made, you used to replace other words. Use them daily and make them your own; I don’t give a fuck just tell me what you think. XD