Steinman strove for perfection,
Not that he attained it as such
He already knew that to ‘match’
Too well for any pair is too much
He spent so long hidden down in the dental surgery
So it was impossibe for him to see
That we don’t need symmetry
For you to be perfection to me
Cohen loved his art,
He was too wrapped up in his own head
Fort Frolic is a nice place
It can’t compare to us just lying in bed
His twisted art isn’t quite my ‘kawaii’ style
There’s no smothering people in paste
I prefer your work
That artistic flare is a little more to my ‘taste’
We don’t need Adam and Eve Hypo
Injected in our veins to churn
So we won’t use plasmids
We don't use ‘Incinerate’ for our passion to burn
You could try using ‘Electro Bolt’
It wouldn’t create our special kind of spark
You can offer me that kind of power,
But I’d rather stroll through Oakwell park
Be it Rumbler or Rosie
A Big Daddy will protect his little sister ‘prize’
And just like Mr. Bubbles,
Anybody who takes you away from me gets a nasty surprise
But they used biological experiments to attach them,
But that just wasn’t fair
We’re different, because our bond is simple-
We’re just a perfect pair
Tenebaum gets us to protect her little ones
and do her dirty work
Then she hides in the shadows
masking her sly little smirk
If it were me and you
Then I’d go out there and fight against any enemy
I’d take on Fontaine, Houdini Splicers and even Ryan
If it meant getting you back to me
I’m not a fan of Souchong’s mind control,
It wakes away free will
His experiments make me feel sad.
The puppy tape made me feel quite ill
But just in case
If his powers do work just fine
I have to ask you-
“Would you kindly always be mine?”
