Teaching Math

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He's teaching her arithmetic,

He said it was his mission.

He kissed he once,

He kissed her twice and said

"Now that's addition."

And as he added smack by smack

In silent satisfaction

She sweetly gave the kisses back and said

"Now that's subtraction."

Then he kissed her,

She kissed him

Without further explanation

And both smiled and said

"Now that's multiplication."

Then dad appeared on the scene and

Made a quick decision.

He kicked that kid three blocks away

And said

"That's long division!"

~ Unknown

( love this lol)

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