Three drunks entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew they were drunk, so, he started up the engined and the turned it off.
Turning to the three drunks he said, "We have arrived."
The first drunk paid him, the second drunk said, "Thank you," but the third drunk slapped him.
Shocked, and bewildered that the third drunk knew what he had done, but he asked, "What was that for?"
The third drunk replied, "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, YOU NEARLY KILLED US!!!"
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