why do we call it a drive through if we have to stop
why is an alarm clock going going "off" if it actully turns on
how come you press harder on a remote control if you know the batteries are dead
why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens are chained to the counter
where in the nursery rhyem does it say humpty dumpty is an egg
what was the best thing before sliced bread
why is there an experation date on sour cream
when cheese gets its picture taken what does it say
why do we say "heads up" if you have to duck
why is it eleven and not eleventin
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