What Girls Do On The Weekend

I Know It's Wednesday But...

Brittany:

I got bored. The girls will probably still make me write the next chapter to. Those ass hats.

Anyways. I'm at Shyanne's house and I got bored so I went on Omegle. It's probably one of the worse places to mess with people since 50% are trolls and the other 50% are just looking for something to fap too. I did manage to kinda mess with a couple of guys/girls. It's not all that good though. It'll be better on the weekends when everyone is around.

Okay, you can read the chats now.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: ¡Oh mierda! He tenido Monster demasiado!

Stranger: hola?

You: Hola? ._.

You: Really?

You: Thats the best you came up with?

Stranger: what do you want me to say? i dont speak spanish

You: ¡Oh, Dios ...

You: You could've at least used google translate.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: T

You: Hey.

Stranger: M 16 looking for girl with kik to pic swap?

You: ¡Oh mierda! He tenido Monster demasiado!

Stranger: ?

Stranger: English

You: o.o

You: I did speak english.

Stranger: Then u changed to spanish

You: ¡Oh, Dios ...

You: I did no such thing. ._.

Stranger: Do u have kik

You: You have eye problems. I've been escribir en Inglés todo el tiempo.

You: You need gafas.

You: ._.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And the last one... this dude would not give up.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: Asl

You: ¡Oh mierda! He tenido Monster demasiado!

Stranger: Im horny!!!!

You: I'm Brittany. Nice to meet you.

Stranger: Nice to meet u

Stranger: How old??

Stranger: Are you??

You: 67.

You: In a half.

Stranger: U horny??

You: Yesterday was my birthday.

You: I didn't get any cake.

Stranger: Well I can get u some cum;)

Stranger: Are u horny??

You: No.

You: I want pastel.

Stranger: Well I'm hard and lonely:)

You: Poor you.

Stranger: Tell me about ur body;)

You: Okay. I'm 6'9, short black hair, HUGE BOOBIES!, and skinny.

Stranger: What about ur vagina??

You: No, it's not a hotel of penis. ¿Por qué lo preguntas?

Stranger: would u like some birthday dick??

You: Holy Fuck, el hombre.

You: No, I want some motherfucking cake.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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None of these were very funny. All in all it was a sucky chapter but it's okay because the next chatper will be SO much better. Well I hope you kinda liked the chapter.