Naked and Afraid: Turkey and Ukraine

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Ukraine: Um... Mr. Turkey why are you covering your eyes and using a leaf to stop your nosebleed?

Turkey: *clears throat* No reason...

Ukraine: Oh all right- *spider falls on breast* *screams and runs around* *trips and falls* Ow... I think I hurt my ankle...

Turkey: What happened? *following her voice*

Ukraine: There was a spider!

Turkey: Oh... *trips and stumbles* *groans* *stops covering eyes* *nosebleed* How about we cover ourselves... *looking for big leaf* Too small... Small... Small... Why did she have to have big breast..?!

Ukraine: What was that Mr. Turkey?

Turkey: Nothing nothing

*After finding a big leaf*

Ukraine: I don't think I can walk...

Turkey: *groans*

Ukraine: I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble Mr. Turkey! *starts crying*

Turkey: *panics* No it's okay, really. Here I'll give you a piggyback ride. *crouches down, back to her*

Ukraine: Oh, thank you *gets on his back*

Turkey: *trying not to have another nosebleed*

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