Bonus chapter 2 the company products

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Meanwhile in the Alright.inc was a meeting with team snf and y/n thinking

Nina: ok guys listen up! We need to have this meeting right now

Y/n: ok calm the fuck down jeez

Nina: bitch! we gotta sell our products man we losing the uh money thing lately

Shad: well the fuck happened to the money then?

Fenix: maybe someone bought some many birds and I don't know why

Shad: Fenix didn't I hear a lot of birds in your room?

Fenix: no

Nina: look we need warehouses so we can push out our products faster

Y/n: Ok then what's our product then?

Nina: do you really need to ask? We're selling guns!

Y/n: hold up,hold up, hold up, that's 3 times hold, that's 3 and a half I swear to god you said we were selling toilet paper earlier

Fenix: yea what happens to the toilet paper?

Fenix then notice shad putting cocaine in the toilet paper

Fenix:ummm

Shad: what about the cocaine lays toilet paper?!

Fenix: shad, is that cocaine?

But of course he didn't answers

Nina: well we are selling guns,but inside the guns is toilet-

Shad: cocaine lays toilet paper

Nina: shad shuch up Ok? But as I was saying inside the guns was toilet paper, it's genius!

Y/n: but how though?

Nina: well it's gonna be like,oh that's a big roll of toilet paper!

Y/n: heh shape like a gun that's really the very unique

Later in the bathroom

Nina: shad!

Shad: sigh* what im washing my hands

Nina: you went to the future so you should be able to tell us if our business is gonna do some great work or not?!

Shad mind: oh shittt welp better do my voice over then

Shad then starts to talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger's

Shad: there's definitely a competition in the cocaine filled marketed for the guns, so yes Nina I fucking think you should do this idea for the cocaine filled toilet paper for fuck sakes

Then Nina and y/n start to laugh a bit at shad and he starts to get a pissed a bit

Shad: my god I hate my life

Nina: heh why?

Shad: we have been here for 4 hours and never made a idea for a company product

Y/n: well um I had some product sold

Nina: oh what that be?

Y/n: i gave the author new Waifus

Shad: oh and what characters? Huh!

Y/n: anyone remember that show danganronpa?

Fenix: yea why?

Shad: where you come from?

Fenix: magic

Nina: so you mean that show where some teens are stuck in a high school and they must kill each other to leave and there principal is that stupid bear?

Y/n: yea

Fenix: so which characters you gave the author?

Y/n: oh you know, Aoi asahina, junko enoshima, celesita ludenburg, ibuki mioda, Touko fukawa,  Sonia nevermind, sayaka maizono, kyouko kirigirl and that's it

Shad: so you basically made the author get fucked!!

Y/n: what? It's not that many girls

Nina: you send the author 8 girls to make his life hell, you know he already has girlfriends but now you just have him more girlfriends now, but they might not be obsessed so he's good

Y/n: oh ummm well they are so when they see him they are gonna be obsessed with him

Shad: oh shit hell burst is gonna kick my ass for not doing shit now

Fenix: we should probably go save him

Nina: well wait how much he pay?

Y/n: 1,000,000,000$ why?

Nina: why it cost that much?

Y/n: I tricked him into thinking it was a diamond golden hoodie he wears with the mask as well

Nina: Ok since the money is now talking to me he's fine so let's go back to business

The 4 leave back to the meeting and meanwhile with the author

A/n: now this is a nice day being in peace and-

Ding dong

A/n: oh fuck nevermind

I then went to the door and see a big box and I put it inside and then think but opened it first to see 8 girls and they looked at me for 10 seconds and already have lust in there eyes

A/n: oh fuck I been jingle jangled now!
(If you know the reference you get a cookie)

Then they chase him

Authors note

Breezy: how's it going everyone today we now see the author running away from his new girlfriends that I lied to him about with a hoodie so now he more love to give but anyway I hope you enjoy this and see y'all later

YEA!!!! Explosion

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