[Stage fade to complete black] [Spotlight on JD]
JD: What did I think in my final moments? (Beat.) I don't remember exactly, I was a bit busy being literally born to pieces, but I think it was something along the lines of: Please let Veronica be far enough away. I know, not the typical last thoughts for someone, especially, considering that she had just shot me and all, but I cared about her. A bit too much as it turns out.
[Lights come up on rest of stage revealing HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM SWEENEY, and KURT KELLY]
HEATHER CHANDLER: Well, well, well, look who we've got here. (Runs a hand across his shoulders. Beat.) Nice speech.
RAM SWEENEY: You're dead too now?
JD: No, I just came here for fun. Yes, I'm dead, I just got blown up. By my own bomb, believe it or not.
HEATHER CHANDLER: I may believe it a bit.
JD: Figured you would. (Beat. JD looks around, a bit confused.) Where are we anyways?
KURT KELLY: (Angrily.) Why should we tell you? You're the one that killed us!
JD: (Mockingly.) Mainly because you're stuck with me for an eternity now anyways, so you might as well answer my questions.
HEATHER CHANDLER: We're in some kind of a limbo it seems. This is where we go when we aren't haunting Veronica.
JD: (Shocked) I'm sorry, did you just say, haunting Veronica?
HEATHER CHANDLER: Absolutely I did. So far I'm the only one really able to control the coming and going thing. You sure are welcome to give it a shot though. God knows I'd be glad to be rid of you for as much time as possible.
JD: Absolutely I'm going to try. Unless there are slushies in the afterlife?
HEATHER CHANDLER: (Snickers.) Not that I've seen, psycho.
JD: I'll be off then. (Closes his eyes. Beat.) How exactly do you do this?
HEATHER CHANDLER: I'll tell you when I get back. I want to go talk to Veronica. (Exit STAGE LEFT)
JD: Really, you're leaving me with these bozos?
RAM SWEENEY: You think that's bad, we're stuck here with the guy who killed us.
JD: To be fair, you kind of deserved it.
KURT KELLEY: We deserved to die?
JD: That's what I said, right?
RAM SWEENEY: Yeah, that's what you said. We're just trying to wrap our heads around how anyone could possibly deserve death.
JD: Those rumors you spread about Veronica devastated her. I had to do something to fix it.
KURT KELLEY: So you decide to kill us.
JD: Yeah, basically.
[RAM SWEENEY & KURT KELLEY run at JD] [Lights out on the sound of fighting.]
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A/N: So, I tried, and didn't do amazingly. But a bunch of my friends were encouraging me to post this, so here it is.
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After The End
FanfictionAfter Jason Dean's rather, explosive, death, he finds himself in a strange new place with the people he'd least like to meet. Why? The answer is easy. He was the reason that they were in this after life too. What's JD going to do while trapped with...
