101. I am not, ever, ever, ever, ever, allowed to ask Slughorn about Hurcruxs.
102. Nor Harry Potter.
103. Nor Ron Weasley.
104. Nor Hermione Granger.
105. I am not the founder of Iamthemostawesome House. Please stop saying I am.
106. Harry Potter does not give out autographs.
107. Do not give Ron Weasley a spider. You will get hurt.
108. Ginger is not an appropriate nickname for the Weasleys.
109. Nor is Carrot Head.
110. I am not allowed to show the Dementors the Weasleys, to see if Gingers really have souls. It is cruel and unnecessary.
