It was an ordinary day like any other , you're sat in your living room masturbating to your directors cut copy of "sex friends " when suddenly the door begins to knock . Ugh it's probably that Jehovas witness prick , what was his name ? Oh yeah "ospin" or at least that's what the insane people in the neighbourhood call him . Against your better judgment you decide to answer the door , after all if you don't answer you won't be able to wank for at least six more hours ... He's very persistent
Ospin : hello there
You : ...what do you want
Ospin : where's ruby ?
You : why does that concern you , you Christian pedo fuck
Ospin : im the head of her school by law I must check on her
You : ( fucking hell they let a Jehovas witness be the head of beacon , god is dead )
Ospin : well you gonna answer or what ? I don't have all day Y'know
You : oh ... Um she's probably upstairs jacking off trying to forget the shitshow
that was volume 5
You : there I told you . Can you leave now ?
Ospin : fine fine ... Asshole ...
You slam the door in his face hoping to cause some kind of concussion but you aren't that lucky today , sorry pal .after finally getting rid of that bible bashing prick you return to your hentai and continue to toss of . Before long ruby comes downstairs with her throbbing veiny horse-like cock in her hands ...
Ruby: I heard the door knocking , who was it ?
You : ospin
Ruby : I just can't masturbate in peace can I
You : I feel your pain babe
Ruby : hey , I'm struggling to get it up can you come to my room and help pls
You : I thought you'd never ask !
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