Sometimes I sit and ponder
The people on the street.
They make no bloody sense to me,
These people that I meet.
They all talk like illiterates
With their "ain'ts" and their flawed tense
And "LOLs" and "dudes" and "bros"
And words that make no bloody sense
I want to take a dictionary
And knock them on the head
And show them that their grammar is wrong
And teach them right instead.
Yes one day I will show them
The flaws in all their ways
And they will finally understand
Speech has seen better days.
