Spongebob: Since this scalp doesn't have any parents. We should raise it ourselves. Patrick: Yeah! At least its oldest enough to be on its own. Oh, I wanna be the mom! Spongebob: I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick because you never wear a shirt. Patrick: Your right... if i was a mom this would be pretty shocking. Just call me daddy!
-in episode rock a bye Bivalve-
In the episode, Spongebob and Patirck found a baby clam. They decided to take it in and be parents. When deciding the role jobs, Spongebob offers to be the mother because he's wearing a shirt. So basically women have to wear a shirt, becuase you know to hide their cleavage.So ladies keep on you shirt, and guys do what ever the hell you want to do.