Everyone lived, and moms had Lockhart book club, which consisted of everyone getting wine-drunk and complaining about their husbands together.
Draco, Harry, Neville and Ron eavesdropped and reported back to their dads, who were standing around the kitchen armed with beer, about what they did wrong that week.
Each of the meetings somehow coincidentally ended with each of the men stopping by to bring their respective wives boquets of flowers or boxes of chocolate "because they just felt like it".
