How to Catch a Cheater

Episode 3: Breaking and Entering

Episode 3: Breaking and Entering

"Just pick the lock, dammit!" Reece hissed as my hands shook.

From the corner of my eye I saw Clyde climbing a tree to get to the window and Roger trying to hoist Dean up to the other window on the opposite side.

"We're going to jail and I haven't even been famous yet!" Roger whimpered and Dean kicked his shoulder purposely.

"We're not going to Jail, 50 cent," I muttered back as I tried shoving the bobby pin into the lock.

How the phuck did people in the movies do this so easy? Reece and I had been trying to open the gate lock for the past ten minutes without any success. And mind you, I am rather good in putting long things into unknown holes.

"I found a way in!" Clyde whisper-shouted to us from the top window. Clyde always finds a way in, if you know what I mean.

I tossed the pin in my pocket and all of us headed for the window quickly. It was a cold night but somehow the adrenalin and fear in me masked the fact that my whole body was freezing to death.

As soon as we got in the house, I noticed how furnished this place was but before I could even say anything, everybody else went their separate ways trying to find the one object which we desperately needed.

And that's when we heard it... the sirens of a rent-a-cop car sounded loudly outside. They knew we were in the house.

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Awh, wasn't that s good opener? Anyway, in order for you to understand the situation that leads after this, you need to know what happened before this. It all started with one event... and that one event caused everything to go haywire.

This event was due to the company of Clyde's dad having been 30+ years in the transportation business or something like that.

Basically it was a lot of wealthy business people and Clyde's family shoved in a garden to have tea and do what rich people do like talk about the stock market, real estate and boring shit like that.

We all liked attending the "Clyde family" events because the food was awesome and well Clyde was always out of his element there which was entertaining to see. Clyde, if you haven't realized, was an only child. His parents are awesome, father-Clyde and mother-Clyde are down to earth people (granted their son is phucked up) but Clyde used to always say that his extended family (cousins, aunts and uncles) had metal pipes up their rear ends.

Anyway so there we were standing around and as per usual I was looking ravishing in a suit. Yes, yes this is the part where you fall in love with me. I do look quite cool in a suit though, just letting you know.

"You alright, Clyde?" Dean asked as Clyde downed his second glass of champagne. He looked sweaty and nervous. I would say he looked similar to a clam but clams remind me of vaginas and well, he doesn't really look like a vag.

"Yeah, I'm good all good," Clyde said while eying something or someone.

"You're banging someone?" Reece asked with his eyebrows raised. As soon as Reece said that, Clyde choked and coughed furiously. Roger groaned and gripped his hair in his hands.

"Really Clyde? With your family? That's disgusting," Roger sighed and put down his champagne.

"He's going to have incest babies," I replied continuing the old joke we usually have when the topic of incest comes up.

"Hey, isn't that your cousin Gertrude?" Dean asked and I nearly choke on my drink by trying to suppress my hidden laughter.

"Her name isn't Gertrude, it's Greta!" Clyde said with a slight smile which was probably the first time he smiled in a while.