Funny Ratchet jokes

Ok this acutally happened

Hoe : hi

Me : don't talk to me your a hoe

Hoe : excuse me ( gets ready to fight )

Me : someone hold her weave its gonna get shitty up in here

My best friend : squad , squad ,squad ( we avoid the rachets in our school we pretend to be rachets on purpose for fun )

Best friend : yo control yo hoe

Me : Sings her a lulu a by

twinkle twinkle littley slut name a guy you haven't fucked was he little was he tall never mind you did them all twinkle twinkle little whore close your legs it's not a door