You never left your room for 4 days, luckily you have stored some food in your room to supply your daily food needs. You were scanning your newsfeed then you saw:
"BIGGEST NEWS ABOUT LUKE HEMMINGS OF 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER—-(click the link to continue)"
"holy sht! Luke freakin' Hemmings! what what whats next!"
you clicked the link then...
[FAILED TO LOAD WEBPAGE CHECK YOUR CONNECTION]
"FUUUUUUUUUU!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! " you yelled but no one answered. you were so pissed you tried to reconnect everything but nothing changed, you decided to go out of your room for once.
"mom! moooom! mom! mom! mom! Oh what's this?" you checked the piece of paper on the couch. which says : "Y/N READ THIS" you opened the letter and....
Dear y/n,
you never came out of your room so I thought you were dead. well, condolences for me. Incase you're alive and reading this, i decided to leave because i realized that i don't deserve a daughter like you, you just eat and sleep. and you let me pay for that GODDAMN INTERNET CONNECTION! just so you know i emptied the fridge you should work for your own survival b*tch!, adios! Love, Mom
"what did I just read? she abandoned me? i have no food!? WHAT ABOUT MY INTERNET!!!" you panicked because of some reasons:
10% - your mom leaving (you never felt that she loved you even once in your life so you're used to it)
20% - no food (ofcourse you have no work, no money at all you'll starve)
70% - internet (BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO LUKE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE HEMMINGS AND WITHOUT INTERNET YOU WILL GET SO OUTDATED THAT YOU WILL HAVE SMALLER CHANCE IN MARRYING LULULULUKE)
*tingggg! (insert lightbulb here) *
You went to your best friend to ask if he has a job for you, btw he works at a kiwi shop, a store who sells kiwi fruit. kiwi shake, kiwi jelly, kiwi jam, kiwi juice, kiwi shirt nd everything that has kiwi on it.
"Hey Mulac!"
"hey y/n"
"i was just wondering if you have any jobs avail..."
"sorry y/n this job is only for kiwi people... ask Micky if he has any job openings"
"Oh, okay bye Mulac!"
You went to the computer shop where mickey is working
"Hey micky do you have any job openings?"
"Yes I do! here's what you gotta do....you have to do this that blah blah (I cant understand pixels or whatever) and this. so simple.. so you on for the job?"
"no thanks micky it's just not my line of work. he.he.he (I don't even know what he's sayin)"
"Oh, you should go ask Tonton maybe he can help you with that stupid mind of yours"
