Funny Facts & Jokes

When I was small.......

• I'd put my arms in my

shirt and told people

I lost my arms

• Would restart the video

game whenever I

knew I was going to lose

• Had that one pen with

four colors, and tried

to push all the buttons at

once

• Waited behind a door to

scare someone,

then leaving because

they're taking too long

to come out.

• Faked being asleep, so I

could be carried to

bed

• Used to think that the

moon followed our

car

• Tried to balance the

switch between On/

Off

• Watching two drops of

rain roll down

window and pretending it

was a race

• The only thing i had to

take care of was a

school bag.

• Swallowed a fruit seed I

was scared to

death that a tree was

going to grow in my

tummy.

• Closed the fridge

extremely slowly to see

when the lights went off.

• Walked into a room,.

forgot what you

needed, Walked out, and

then remember.