*Doflamingo and Tesoro were at the grocery store getting some food to last them the week.*
Tesoro: *pushing Doflamingo in the shopping cart* Why do you have to be this way? Why do I always have to push you around?
Doflamingo: Because I said so. Now, head to Aisle 3! We need ice cream!
Tesoro: We don't need ice cream! We have popcorn and other stuff!
Doflamingo: I told you to get me ice cream. And I need it now. Cookies and cream, pronto!
Tesoro: You're not my boss, Doffy.
Doflamingo: *stands up in the shopping cart* I demand ice cream now.
Tesoro: Doflamingo, sit down.
Doflamingo: Fine. I'll get it myself *jumps out of the shopping cart and storms off to Aisle 3*
Tesoro: Donquixote Doflamingo! Get back here now!
Doflamingo: You're not my dad! *Opens a tub of cookies and cream ice cream*
Tesoro: Don't do it!
Doflamingo: *sticks a spoon in the ice cream and eats it*
Tesoro: Now we're going to jail..
Doflamingo: *eyes widen and runs out of the store*
Tesoro: DOFLAMINGO! *runs after him*
*The two ran home and escaped the cops*
Tesoro: You're so lucky we didn't get caught
Doflamingo: *eating the ice cream happily*
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Adventures of Donquixote Doflamingo and Gild Tesoro
Humor{Admin: This has been an idea of mine since I saw some fan art of these two and also, they're my favorite villains in the One Piece world. One Piece does not belong to me! Also, if you wanna request anything for these two to do, just say so!}
