~Endros POV~
I woke up in a swamp like area, I was hungry because my mom didn't pack me a lunch. I haven't been at my house cuz my annoying fucking kid won't fuck off. Plus this necrophilac is fucking all my corpses. Anyway, back on topic. I walked along the waterline then I heard someone behind me... I turned around and there stood a scaly man fish. He spoke "hi there." I just stared, then after a bit I spoke "the fuck are you?" He looked at me, lust in his eyes "I'm Old Gregg.. whatcha doin in my waters?" I dismissed the fact he didn't answer me "um, just strolling." Old Gregg approached "hmmmmm...~" he stroked my chin. I shivered "u-um... I'm endros..." I still had my wedding ring on because I never edit my character bio. Old Gregg just grinned and backed up. "IM OLD GREGG. IVE GOT A MANGINAAAAAAA" he then flashed his mangina, it was so beautiful that I passed out just from seeing it.....
~ end of chapter one
