just some things that one of my friends and I came up with in spanish class that actually may come in handy in the future
Spanish: el bano es en fuego
ingles: the bathroom is on fire *evil grin*
Spanish: me gusta la leche con chocolate
Ingles: i like chocolate milk
Spanish;por favor, perdóname. yo vivo en una tienda de carpo
Ingles: please spare me. i live in a tent
Spanish: el gato está en mis pantalones
ingles: the cat is in my pants
Spanish: el mexicano esta muerto
ingles: the mexican is dead
S:hay sal en el ojo
I:there is salt in my eye
S:tengo una ardilla en mi camisa
I: i have a squirell in my shirt
S:no podemos pagar el rescate
I:we can not pay the ransom
S:tengo un unicornio y un gran palo
I: I have a unicorn and a really big stick
S:no tengo nada de dinero
I:i dont have any money
I want to do other languages and phrases, so you can comment and leave me different suggestions and i might dedicate to the part to you!