my favourite songs :)

AFTER EVER AFTER

A/N- Ok this is a parody of Disney xD I'm putting in a link because the video was so fucking hilarious, the guy has an awesome voice xD

[Intro]

If you've ever wondered why

Disney's tales all end in lies

Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

[Ariel]

I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue

But mermaids are going missing they end up in someone's stew

So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills

You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh No)

Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)

The British are killing, oil is spilling

Now I can't see... MY EYES!

Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins

Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

Oceans are browning,

I think I'm drowning

Thanks to BP

YOU SUCK!

[Jasmine]

Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared

My husband's a mark for the War on Terror

Aladdin was taken by the CIA

We're not Taliban

You've got the wrong man

In Guantanamo Bay

Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa

Interrogation from the nation of the "free"

Bin Laden's taken the fall

We're not trained pilots at all

Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss

We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us

Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country!

Set free my Prince Ali

[Belle]

A whore! A whore!

A whore, a whore, a whore!

This town's gone wild since I married Adam

They think I'm going straight to hell (she'll burn in hell)

But the charges laid on me

Of bestiality

Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)

Oh, no, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy)

I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)

They legit believe I'm Satan

And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

[Pocahontas]

After John Smith travelled back to England

I helped my people cultivate the fields

More English, French and Spaniards came to visit

And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

They forced us into unknown lands of exile

They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead

So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon

When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what!?)

Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?

Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?

Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (sacrè bleu!)

Can you paint with the red colours in these men? (adios, amigos)

I can murder if I please

'Cause I'm dying of disease

I can paint with the red colours in these men

Thanks to BP

Where's Prince Ali?

Bestiality

I've got STDs