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Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes (On going)

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Ke$ha

Ke$ha who?

La-Ke$ha layaw, la-Ke$ha layaw jeproks

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Knock knock

Who's there?

jollibee

jollibee who

why you jollibee so rude? Dont you know im human too

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Knock knock

Whos there?

shes dating a gangster

Shes dating a gangster who?

shes dating a gangster thats under my bed. get along with the voices inside of my head

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Knock knock

Whos there

Tokneneng

Tokneneng who?

Tokneneng to me tururuttuturururut

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Knock knock

who's there?

lampara

lampara who?

Kaibigan LAMPARA... Kaibigan LAMPARA..

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Knock knock

who's there?

Youjizz

Youjizz who?

Now Youjizz somebody that I used to know.

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Knock knock

who's there?

Nawindang

nawindang who?

It's nawindang, I'm yelling timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

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Knock knock

who's there?

Samsung

Samsung who?

Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa LOL

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-Knock knock!

Who's there?

-Buying

Buying who?

-Hawak kamay di kita iiwan sa paglalakbay dito sa mundong walang katiyakan, hawak kamay...

asan yung buying dun?

-Buying Constantino.

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Napoles:Knock Knock! Pnoy:Who's there? N: PORK BARREL

P: PORK BARREL who?

N: What does the FOX say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

P: Nasan ang PORK BARREL DUN?

Napoles: HINDI KO PO ALAM

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Amoy luya

Amoy luya who?

It's raining meeeen, Amoy luya its raining meeen ulol

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Diligence

Diligence who?

Diligence not my lover shes just a girls that claims that i am the one

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hate you

Hate you who?

Hate you ako ngayon nag-iisa, naglalakbay sa gitna ng dilim. hahahahaha =)))

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Honey dew

Honey dew who?

1. Honey dew know i needed someone like you in my life..

2. Honey dew boo i gotta see boo..

3. Honey dew like water like breath like rain..

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Sana close

Sana close who?

SANA CLOSE is coming to town ahihihi

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Saging bananacue

Saging bananacue who?

Akala ko ikaw ay saging, bananacue sa aking paningin... hehe di nyo gets noh? Aegis kase yan!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Tuna Century

Tuna century who?

On the first day of christmas my TUNA CENTURY.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Buksan mo naman ang aircon

Buksan mo naman ang aircon who?

Oh no anjan na si crush, buksan mo naman ang aircon.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Sinong sumira ng washing machine

Sinong sumira ng washing machine who

Sinong sumira ng washing machine Spongebob Squarepants absorbent and yellow and porous is he Spongebob Squarepants

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Who's there?

Galunggong

Galunggong who?

Oh ang galung galung gong sumayaw, galung gong gumalaw. lol

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

PAKSIW

Paksiw who?

What does the PAKSIW? ding ding ding ding

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dandruff

Dandruff who?

Dandruff that thun thun thun hihihihi

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

SCARY CEU

Scary who?

Whoops SCARY whoops SCARY whoops everytime I CEU. heheh peace yow!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Pressure

Pressure who?

PRESSURE.... that is what you are. Honey youre my golden star. utot

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dalandan

Dalandan who?

Does the moonlight shine on Paris After the sun goes down. if DALANDAN Bridge is falling. Will anybody hear a sound.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Undas

Undas who?

UNDAS the moonlight shine on Paris after the sun goes down? he he he tangina korny

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Undas

Undas who?

UNDAS the fox say? ding ding ding ding

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