Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes (On going)

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Amalayer

Amalayer who?

But darling AMALAYER dressed like a daydream

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Knock knock

Whos there?

This guy's in love with you pare

If ever your in my arms again, this guy's in love with you pare

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Knock knock

Whos there?

My thoughts

My  thoughts who?

My thoughts.. my knees.. my shoulder.. my head.

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Boom clap

Boom clap who?

Di ako boom clap clap clap clap clap di ako shokla kla kla kla nililinlan ka lang ng yong paningin babae po ako.

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Winnie the Pooh

winnie the pooh who?

Bang bang winnie the pooh i know you want it

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Gangbang who

Gangbang into the room i know you want it lol SPG

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Knock knock

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ginabi sa road

Ginabi sa road who?

why you ginabi sa road? Dont you know im human too.

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Knock knock

Whos there?

pekpek

Pekpek who

You look so pekpek standing there in my american apparel underwear hhahaha mukhang pekpek ampota

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise who?

My toes, mayonnaise, my shoulder, my head hahahaha okey

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Napakakati

Napakakati who?

Napakakati kuya eddie ang sinapit ng aking buhay. Lolszz

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Knock knock

Whos there?

lyca

Lyca who?

Lyca virgin touched for the very first time hihihi