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Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes (On going)

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Ke$ha

Ke$ha who?

La-Ke$ha layaw, la-Ke$ha layaw jeproks

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Knock knock

Who's there?

jollibee

jollibee who

why you jollibee so rude? Dont you know im human too

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Knock knock

Whos there?

shes dating a gangster

Shes dating a gangster who?

shes dating a gangster thats under my bed. get along with the voices inside of my head

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Knock knock

Whos there

Tokneneng

Tokneneng who?

Tokneneng to me tururuttuturururut

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Knock knock

who's there?

lampara

lampara who?

Kaibigan LAMPARA... Kaibigan LAMPARA..

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Knock knock

who's there?

Youjizz

Youjizz who?

Now Youjizz somebody that I used to know.

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Knock knock

who's there?

Nawindang

nawindang who?

It's nawindang, I'm yelling timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

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Knock knock

who's there?

Samsung

Samsung who?

Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa LOL

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-Knock knock!

Who's there?

-Buying

Buying who?

-Hawak kamay di kita iiwan sa paglalakbay dito sa mundong walang katiyakan, hawak kamay...

asan yung buying dun?

-Buying Constantino.

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Napoles:Knock Knock! Pnoy:Who's there? N: PORK BARREL

P: PORK BARREL who?

N: What does the FOX say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

P: Nasan ang PORK BARREL DUN?

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