How Girls Think

2: Things We Hate About Males

Leo: Chapter 2!Whos ready?

Paige: Meh.
Danielle: Alright... Since we jusstttt have to.
Carmen: Positively!
Kayla: How long will this fucking take? I have to piss.

Leo: When you first talk to a guy,what pisses you off the most?

Paige: If he has a zit.
Danielle: if he keeps flipping his hair like Justin Bieber.
Carmen: If he keeps talking smack about school! I WONT HESITATE TO STAB HIM IN HIS-
Kayla: If he has stankin' breath. I don't want to smell that rancid shit.

Leo: What type of guy usually annoys you on a general day?

Paige: One who won't take out his di-
Danielle: WELL...that's Paige for you.
Carmen: A dumbass.
Kayla: When did Carmen start cussing?

Leo: Tattoos and piercings,yay or nay?

Paige: I don't mind as long as he doesnt have nipple peircings.. then i cant be all sedu-
Danielle: EHEM. Um Well I don't mind tattoos or piercings as long as it isn't going overboard. Infact,I would get a tattoo myself if I wasn't such a baby.
Carmen: Disgusting. That's tainting your skin forever,hell no!
Kayla:I have to agree with Danielle.

Leo: How do you feel if the guy is clingy towards you?

Paige: Nope. No and NEVER. I don't like clingy at all, I mean, as we all know I sleep around, so why do I want to stick with just one guy? I'm still young I want to have fun while I can. AND NONE OF YOU CRACK JOKES ABOUT ME GETTING AN STD.

Danielle: I don't care.. And Paigey! You should get tested for that by the way.

Carmen: ..Skip?

Kayla: If he is clingy I'm just going to say bye to whatever we are.

Danielle: I'm going to cut in. It's not that clingy is awful but if you want to spend all the time together.. You deserve somebody as equally clingy.

Leo: So.. What would you do if an attractive guy asked you out but you didn't have any feelings towards him?

Paige: Well.. Danielle knows this answer. Danielle answer it while I go to the bathroom! -She then walked away-

Danielle: Uh well I know for a fact Paige would go out with him because eventually she would bang him. In my case I would still go out with him because I'd like to see if there's any possible feelings in the near future..

Carmen: Danielle is right, if a cute guy asked me out-Kayla no cracking jokes, I'll sock you in the jaw- I would go for it.

Kayla: I would decline, but gently.

-Danielle proceeds to snort.-

Leo: If a random guy kissed you, what would you think?

Danielle: WELL since I'm answering for Paige and myself.. Paige would bring it to a more intense... Episode and I would probally just walk away.

Carmen: Come to mama?

Kayla: Depends on what kind of guy he is.

Leo: Well.. That is all for this chap-

Paige: I'M BACKK!!

Danielle: Welcome back.

Carmen: Greetings? MAKAYLA.. I have something to tell you!

Kayla: What Carm-

Carmen: I figured out what the average penis size on the males species is.

Paige: Ooo what is it?

Danielle: LALALALA I'M NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. -Danielle shut her eyes and stood up and began walking around and fell onto Makayla, who fell off her stool and so Danielle is laying on top of her now-

Makayla: DANIELLE!!!!

Carmen: DEAR GOD! I knew that would make you squirm! THATS WHAT YOU GET MAKAYLA FOR FLUSHING MY FISH DOWN THE TOILET WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

Paige: What?

Leo: GUYS SHUT UP

Danielle: SORRY SORRY SORRY! -She rolls onto carmens feet-

Carmen: DANI!!

Danielle: OH MY GOD JUST CUT THE THING ALREADY!

Leo: This is actually kind of funny.

Paige: It is.

Makayla: I'LL BREAK IT IF YOU DON'T STOP RECORDING IN TEN SECONDS.

Carmen: My feets...

Danielle: Feets?