Pedro, Visited her GF and brought some gifts,
Pedro: You know, you are the most beautiful girl in my life.. So i bought you a CREAM FOR YOUR PIMPLES, TOOTHPASTE FOR YOUR BAD BREATH, And Shampoo to take off the lice and your head, And deodorant for your underarm!!
GF: Thank you?
Pedro: Don't Thank me yet, tomorrow i will bring some water for you to get shower!