Grenade - G.O.A.T

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This song's from Jack Maynard and Conor Maynard.

Remember Conor?

Watch the video because it is hilarious.

I honestly feel sorry for the girl. You can just tell by the lyrics.

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Okay, here we go again
I'm stuck here with a friend
I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben
I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin
'Cause she got way more hair than I do growing on the chin
This ain't the army where the bombs meet
In her teeth she's got salami, maybe broccoli
Im'ma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie
Look like she been hit by Rocky, girl I'm sorry but
"Oh my god."
She just whispered in my ear,
"I think you're hot."
(I think you're hot!)
I should whisper in her ear,
"I think you're not."
(I think you're not!)
She said "Let's call a cab."
I'd rather call the cops
Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog
(Ew)

Girl I don't wanna be no hero
Like Superman saving people
No, I don't wanna meet your parents
Even if it's Robert DeNiro
But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle
I got you homie, it's not a problem

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favor
I need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favor
I need you to jump on this grenade

Can someone save me?
Can someone help me?
'Cause girl gone need more than a filter to take a selfie
I guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me
And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain't healthy
(I mean that is literally incest)
But mamma didn't raise a quitter so I guess I'm getting with her
Close my eyes, about to kiss her
("Arghhhhhhh... I can't do it man, I'm sorry!")

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favor
I need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favor
I need you to jump on this grenade

So please don't go
'Cause I can't do this alone
Well I could, but I won't
'Cause a threesome would be gross
Oh, please don't go
'Cause I can't do this alone
It don't have to last too long
Just enough for me to cum

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favor
I need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favor
I need you to jump on this grenade

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