I've seen some headcanons of this series before, so I'd thought I'd make my own. If you don't agree with this headcanon, that's totally okay; you're valid to make your own.
Friends: Samantha O'Hara, Shrignold Love, Steve Healthman, Franny Healthman, Larry Lamp
Relationships: Dating Larry
Status: Alive
Smaller: Homosexual, loves oats and will put them everywhere if he wanted, hates Harry with a burning passion, acts likes he is smarter than everyone else (especially Tony)
