Not Your Average Girl

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'One Direction' Ugh, gay boy bands. The only thing they're good for is to be the main stars of a yaoi fan-fic. I would rather listen to Three Days Grace or Rise Against. I'm not a fan of normal things. I mean, for a 12 year old girl I have a dirty mind and an amazing taste in music.

Normal girls my age would love One Direction and be stuck to Dance Moms while i'm here jamming out to Metallica and fangirling over Youtubers like Skydoesminecraft and Pewdiepie. 

Other girls would play volleyball and be able to sprint 50 miles while I play Minecraft and do the 50 mile dash.....board scroll on Tumblr or Instagram. I mean, I don't see how so many girls are obsessed with that band, they're jut a bunch of british satan-spawns.

I do occasionally do my makeup and paint my nails but I only do that every 10 weeks or so. As a matter of fact, I actually bite the skin off my fingers and rub my blood over all of my friends while screaming "BE MY BLOOD BROTHERRRSS!!!!!!!!!". Not only that, but when I ask for scrambled eggs, I say "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORNNNNNN" Because why the hell not.

I actually have never obsessed about a boy except for Lawliet, Neer, Light Yagami and Soul Eater Evans because the only shows I watch now are Death Note, Soul Eater and Spongebob. No, your current opinion doesn't bother me either.

I get VERY unconfident about my body in front of other girls. Like I said earlier, I can't run if my life depended on it.

step,step,step NOPE. pant,pant.

I actually enjoy watching brutal stuff. I wanted to see Guar but the singer decided to have a heart attack. God damnit, Light.

I hole myself up in my room while my brother plays death metal on his electric guitar in the other room and instead of going on Facebook and posting selfies, I'm here writing a useless story that nobody will read.

I own every single book in my small little town thingy and I've only read like, 10. I have over 20.

I NEVER do my homework unless i'm failing a class and/ or want a reward.

I play C.O.D Ghosts, C.O.D BO2, Minecraft, Resogun, Slenderman 8 Pages and i'm gonna try to get into playing Outlast.

I'm also a full on creepypasta admirer.

Like I said, I enjoy brutal things.

Normal girls my age would obsess about One Direction and be stuck to Dance Moms while i'm here jamming out to Metallica and fangirling over Youtubers like Skydoesminecraft and Pewdiepie. 

Other girls would play volleyball and be able to sprint 50 miles while I play Minecraft and do the 50 mile dash.....board scroll on Tumblr or Instagram. I mean, I don't see how so many girls are obsessed with that band, they're jut a bunch of british satan-spawns.

I do occasionally do my makeup and paint my nails but I only do that every 10 weeks or so. As a matter of fact, I actually bite the skin off my fingers and rub my blood over all of my friends while screaming "BE MY BLOOD BROTHERRRSS!!!!!!!!!". Not only that, but when I ask for scrambled eggs, I say "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORNNNNNN" Because why the hell not.

I actually have never obsessed about a boy except for Lawliet, Neer, Light Yagami and Soul Eater Evans because the only shows I watch now are Death Note, Soul Eater and Spongebob. No, your current opinion doesn't bother me either.

I get VERY unconfident about my body in front of other girls. Like I said earlier, I can't run if my life depended on it.

step,step,step NOPE. pant,pant.

I actually enjoy watching brutal stuff. I wanted to see Guar but the singer decided to have a heart attack. God damnit, Light.

I hole myself up in my room while my brother plays death metal on his electric guitar in the other room and instead of going on Facebook and posting selfies, I'm here writing a useless story that nobody will read.

I own every single book in my small little town thingy and I've only read like, 10. I have over 20.

I NEVER do my homework unless i'm failing a class and/ or want a reward.

I play C.O.D Ghosts, C.O.D BO2, Minecraft, Resogun, Slenderman 8 Pages and i'm gonna get into playing Outlast.

I'm also a full on creepypasta admirer.

Like I said, I enjoy brutal things.

I actually use little text faces all the time. Look:

:3 x3 cx :D 83 :1 :L :P TnT TuT and stuff like that.

I don't actually do this: 

:) :(

Or this:

Omg u r so hot ttyl.

No. They're called actual words and you can use them.

I have severe depression, two pups, one frog and a love for food.

If you actually read this congrats you care about a me living in a world.

Woo bai guise

900 words :3 woo woo

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 11, 2014 ⏰

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