Once apon a time, there lived a dog addicted to rhubarb pie his name was Rueben. He would eat it all day long and all day night. He got very fat and round. He stared to become a big ball of fur. All of a sudden the dog died lying in a bathtub filled with rhubarb pie.
The owner of the dog found him there who's name was hannah, she cried and cried till she could no more. She begged the doggy god for Rueben to have a second chance at life. " I love my Rhueben so much please don't let him die" she would yell, but it was to late Rhueben was long gone for good.
Hannah then went and started organizing a funeral for her beloved Rhueben. When the day finally came hannah was so upset that she got burried with her dog in a giant rhubarb pie. All you could see was her hugging Ruben with a tight squeeze with her arms wrapped around his body and her legs wrapped around his waist. As the men threw the dirt into the whole we all sang ding dong the wicked witch is dead. It was great.....
To be continued
