best date ever

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Hey babe, ready for our date tonight?

     Yeah, so excited!

I have the perfect plan.

     What is it?

We'll order a pizza and play video games for a while, then make a fort out of blankets and eat popcorn and watch The Avengers. Then rip down the sheets!

     Best.Boyfriend.Ever.

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