Shifu scoffs at me and I snarl at him. He easily gets out of my hold on his paw, flips me over him and he managed to pin me down and grab Po in a weird hand thing. Po gasps and I just stare at them confused
"The wuxi finger hold. Not the Wuxi finger hold!" Po says scared about something. I struggle underneath the old panda muttering curses
"Oh" Shifu laughs "you know this hold?" He asks smugly
"Developed by Master Wuxi In the Third Dyna. Yes" Po says quickly
"Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky" Shifu says with a smirk on his face. Po gasps and nervously looks at his finger locked in Shifu's grip then shakes his head very quickly quickly
"No no no!" Po begs, I growl in frustration not being able to get the stupid rodent off my back
"You know the hardest part of this?" Shifu asks 'sweetly' "The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards" he spat out
"Okay! Okay! Take it easy" Po pleads
"Now listen closely, panda, wolf" he says pressing down with more pressure on my back, I groan because of the slight pain but listen anyway "Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through with you, I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't. Are we clear?" He asks putting more and more pressure on my back, I snarl but nod my head
"Yeah, we're clear. We're clear. We are so clear" Po says still panicked
"Good. I can't wait to get started" Shifu says sadistically. We walk to where I suppose we will be training. The doors open, showing off dangerous weapons and training supplies. Shifu steps out of the way and I see Po's face goes into shock. The Furious Five are doing death defying kung fu in the training hall. Tigress smashes a swinging, ball that had spikes that were made of wood. Po was awestruck his but it was clear Po is a bit intimidated and overwhelmed.
"Let's begin" Shifu says annoyed to even be here with us. He gestures to the gauntlet, and Po's eyes go wide.
"Wait wait wait...What? Now?" Po asks scared
"Yes...now. Unless you think the great Oogway was wrong, and you are not the Dragon Warrior" Shifu says slowly, I growled
"Don't mock Oogway or Po" I say venomously to Shifu
"Oh, okay. Well-- I don't know if I an do all of those moves" Po says moving the conversation away from the one I created. Shifu walks away and Po follows like a lost child.
"Well, if we don't try, we'll never know will we?" He asks smug
"We also won't be able to try, if we die" I said pouting "wait a second it rhymed! It must be true!" I say happily smiling
"Uh, yeah. It's just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level" Po says nervously
"And what level is that?" Shifu asks bored
"Well, ya know...I'm not a master, but uh, let's just start at zero, level zero" Po says, I smile at my brother warmly
"There is no such thing as level zero Shifu says in an 'are-you-serious?' tone
"Hey! Maybe I can start with that" Po says running over to a friendly looking punching panda.
"That? We use that for training children. And for propping the door open when it's hot. But if you insist" Shifu says gesturing for him to hit it. Po let's out a relieved sigh, and turns to the dummy. The Five gather around him
"Whoa. The Furious Five. You're somuch bigger than your action figures!" Po says excited
"except for that guy, You're about the same" I say smiling at the small bug. Mantis gives me an annoyed look "what it's true" I scoff
"Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do" he says 'kindly' to Po
"Um, are they gonna watch? Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something?" Po asks scared that the Five will judge him... which they will
"Hit it" Shifu says annoyed
"Ok. I mean, I just ate. So I'm still digesting... So my kung fu might not be as good as later on" Po says trying to play it cool
"Just hit it" Shifu repeated. Po psyches himself up, doing some punches in the air
"Alright. Whatcha got? You got nothing cause I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder" my ears dropped on top of my head as I watched Po dance around "I'm comin' at him with the crazy feet. Whatcha gonna do about my crazy feet? I'm a blur. I'm a blur" my eyes widen
"Blur" I mumble with my eyes squinted
"You never seen bear style, you only seen praying Mantis! OR... I could come at you Monkey style. OR... I'm comin' at ya snikity-snake" Po mimics the sound and action of each animal he makes and Shifu and the Five stare at Po, confused and disturbed, while I just looked at him blankly
"Would you hit it!" Shifu asks annoyed
"Alright...alright" Po says lightly tapping the punching dummy hesitating majorly. He looks at Shifu expectantly.
"Why don't you try again? A little harder" Shifu says sarcastically. Po punches it again, knocking it all the way backwards. He turns to Shifu, smugly not noticing what was going to happen
"How's tha-" he got cut off as the dummy gets back up and smacks him in the face, knocking a tooth out. Po goes into a daze and trips and stumbles his way onto a weird twisty thing. The Five step forward to help Po, but Shifu holds up his hand to stop them. I snarl at Shifu and he smirks at me. I leap in trying to get to Po
"Ow, that hurts" Po says as he does the splits between two of them. I reach out to grab him but a wooden spiky thing hit him in the face and he flies to a different part of the obstacles course in a weird bowl. He lands inside it and it wobbles side to side "Feeling a little nauseous" he complains, the bowl flicks him out and he's onto a course where there's a bunch of wooden dummies "Ow, those are hard! Ooh! I think I..." just as he's about to be safe the last dummy whaps him in the crotch and everything becomes still. I snicker "Oooohoohoo...my tenders" he says and I burst out laughing
He hesitantly gets to his feet, takes one step and reaches out to a dummy arm; and immediately gets bashed all over again. I see Po comes out the other side battered and bruised, but he is standing on the floor that shoots out bursts of flames. I run over just as the fire started and got him out as many fires as I could. I drag him to the edge and pat down some of the fire on his tail and fall over puffing
"How did I do?" Po asks tiredly
"There is now a level zero" Shifu says putting out the fire on Mine and Po's ears.
SORRY T~T I didn't mean to leave it I just didn't have any inspiration at this time and I have school. But no more excuses I'll try as best as I can to write asap
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Kung Fu Wolf
FanfictionEria is Po's sister and she packs one heck of a punch. When her noodle wagon is getting robbed she is saved by Master Oogway an old tortoise. After that she works hard to never be put in that situation again. What will happen in her life?
