10. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
Why?
This way she’ll think you’re mysterious. And you know, the more mysterious you are the more she’ll be interested to know you (;
11. When it’s raining, keep asking her if she’s crying.
Why?
She’ll say “no, it’s just the rain.” Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man. They will know who’s the boss and sometimes girls like it the tough way. They’ll even feel how much you care (;
12. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking.
What to do next?
When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words “F**K you” and grab the other girl’s ass. Girls love competition (;
13. Never hold her hand.
Why?
This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. Since she knows now how strong you are, she’ll feel safe and sound with you on her side (;
Author’s Note:
Just for gags d: Nothing written here was meant to be taken seriously ahaha! Thanks for reading chikitos and chikitas!(:
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