Number 1:
guy 1:" hahaha your mums a whore"
me: " i know yours is because i fucked her so hard last night, i errupted like a volcano" ;)
number 2:
Teacher: " why havn't you done your hw"?
Me: " sir....i ejaculated onto it because i was looking at a picture of your son and now the pages are stuck together and my cat decided to piss on it"
number 3:
Dad: " son why is ur door closed?
me: the wind pushed it close?
okay......................fuck this time for some jokes XD
What did the old man say to the little girl?
he said: i would sure love to suck tongue ear XD
Why did the chicken sprint ross the road?
Because his wife found out he fucked his duaghter XD
Husband: can we have sex?
wife: no im seeing the gynecologist
husband: are you seeing the dentist?
POOP IS SQUISHY LIKE PIE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
okay, you know this is funny but your mind is like ur fucking mature this shit aint fucking funny, well tell your mind to fucking chill like a cunt on the beach a nudist beach (AHAHAHA im so funny NOT) because u know its funny, your mind is just controlling you, so fuck your mind and luagh :D
Jay will be back shortly with more random bullshit that you will find funny :D
YOU ARE READING
Jay's random, immature, sexist, sexual, explicit cumbacks, statements etc :D
HumorFeeling, sad, lonley bored? well you came to the right place. I gareentee you will luagh or get cheered up or your money back :D ( if money has to be given back you will recieve a taser to the balls or nose your choice LMFAO XD) okay my new chapter...
